The Blue Monday Bullshit Bonanza!

It’s Blue Monday today. The day where you will undoubtedly feel depressed and sad. Because it’s Blue. And….it’s a Monday. And because it’s cold outside. Unless you live in the Mediterranean. In which case, you might feel happy. Because it’s warm. And not actually that Blue at all. Or you may be feeling unwell with a cold today. But perhaps you felt more Blue yesterday. Which means it was Blue Sunday. Not Blue Monday. Oh fuck…..I…