The Freedom Day Myth!

Hurrah For Freedom Day!!!! Errrrmmmmmm….

After much drum banging, chest beating, whistle blowing and running pantless through the streets of London with his blond locks flowing in the wind, Boris brings us Freedom Day! Yay. A moment to celebrate, party, snog strangers on the street with gay abandon and finally revel in the freedom of finally being able to step back into a Wetherspoons, unmasked. Unleashed. Back to the old…